The English-speaking world is divided into those who have read The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit and those who are going to read them.

"They went in single file, running like hounds on a strong scent, and an eager light was in their eyes. Nearly due west the broad swath of the marching Orcs tramped it's ugly slot; the sweet grass of Rohan had been bruised and blackened as they passed."

The above excerpt is taken from The Lord of